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1978 in sports, release dates, dr. jennifer melfi, guinevere, tony darrow, john scurti, rodney dangerfield, edward saxon, kirk taylor, humor, annie louise ross, writing, media, list of literary works, pi(film), locali, matthew modine, leguizamo, hard rock feeds, rap metal, sin, relationship, blink182, 1976,
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My first and by far most beloved car was a 1984 Volvo stupid wagon, rusty brick red. His name was Terrence. I drove him way faster than he probably ever should have been driven, poor thing. Terrence was replaced by a giant, brand new, black stupid 4 x 4 Dodge Dakota pickup truck I named Mister T, because I'm damn clever. Mister T got approximately 1 mile to the gallon, and I had to stupid pay something like 450 dollars a month for the loan. I felt like a giant badass in that truck, probably because I only had to ride in the tiny inchwide strip they called a "back seat" once. Mister T was replaced with my current car, a 1999 VW GTI. It goes about 500 miles an hour and I will undoubtedly kill myself in a dramatic fashion behind it's wheel (Note: I actually killed the car rather than it killing me, go figure).
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