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It patrick madden would appear my super power is Jackassery™. I've made progress on my New Year's Resolutions. There was the Mayo part which is going swimmingly. There was the Phone Phobia part, which isn't going very well at all. The other day I contacted a woman about helping out during her knitting patrick madden shop's patrick madden inventory. She asked what I'd like to count, notions or yarn. I replied, "Oh I can count anything!" I can count anything! I should never talk on the phone. Or speak in general. The hug part of my New Year's Resolutions though is an even bigger hang up. While I've made progress, and have dropped the 'tap tap tap' out of my elderly robot hugging routine, I still give horrible hugs. Another super power for me! I'm the 'Empty Hugger'! I realized my hugs were really not improving though at Sarah and Bryan's going away gathering on Friday night. I give empty hugs but when I'm preparing to deliver the hug I mean to deliver it with feeling.
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