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She's on vacation at one of the lakes nearby baer at the cottage of a coworker. She thought a long weekend alone would baer help her mental state, (she hates baer people like I do!), instead she's realized she HATES spiders and the noises a 1930's cottage makes in the night. Also, she's lonely. She called to see if I could dump Logan and come out for the day. Unfortunately for all of us, Logan was un-dumpable, since he was on his way to the How conference in Chicago. He was also on his way to the lap of luxury.....a fancy hotel, which, for a four day stay costs as much as my monthly house payment. When I saw the charge on our online banking statement I first swallowed my tongue, threw it back up and then ran into oncoming traffic screaming at the top of my lungs.
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