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I guess I should try. write more later. —— Sun Mar 31, 2002 1:19 PM EST “Violent Masturbation” Dear Diary, I was reading about this condition the other day. Some sleepologists or some shit - they documentated a condition where people were having violent sex dreams. Some would try to fuck their mates while sleeping. Others would violently masturbate while sleeping and then the research patients would wake up with sore research genitals. This struck home to me cause occassionally (once a week or so) I’ll wake up with my baloney pony research kinda hurting. Anyway, I got this shitty video camera from like 1989 so I hooked it into my vcr, slapped in a tape, set it to ep mode so it would tape for 6 hours and then taped myself sleeping.
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