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| ha, 1993, gotham comedy club, mom son, drunk driving law, mama, comedians, momson sex, literary, anger management, open mike night, fist, 2001, prime, nudist, prayer, literature, manifesto, open mic, fisting, | His theory is that people instantly think you're stupid if they know you're from the South -- and he's from South Carolina. Of course he's right, but I still don't like it. -- Have you ever seen a person drinking moviedatabase coffee at Taco Bell? Me either. -- moviedatabase While I'm at work I often listen to an '80s alternative station through Sonicnet.com, and they constantly play these loud, manic commercials for Oxydol between blocks of Pixies and Dead Kennedys songs. moviedatabase I think they're trying to make laundry detergent hip. It's hilarious. If you think I'm bullshitting you, check this out. -- Toney ripped out a page from a magazine she reads and left it by my computer for me to read. It's letters from readers telling about embarrassing moments, and here's the one she highlighted: At my son's kindergarten orientation, the children and parents were sitting in a big circle in the gym. |
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| They call here all hours of the day, and make great demands on her time. It would be really obnoxious of me to say I told you so, which is why I do it all the time. But now it's threatening to impact my sad little world: there's talk about barbecues with the husbands and, even worse, dinners out in restaurants! I don't know these people even remotely; 2001 it would be like walking 2001 into a 2001 Denny's and just sitting down at any random table and making small-talk with a party of strangers. She's created a monster with her friendliness, and I'm beginning to get a little concerned. -- One of Toney's friends was born and raised in Charleston, SC, but she reportedly doesn't have even a trace of a Southern accent. Toney asked her about it a few days ago, and she said her father forbade his kids from adopting Southern speech patterns. She said he'd make them sit on the front porch and repeatedly say words correctly, if he ever heard them speak "Southern." |
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